Pointless Life Ambition No. 61

To publish a collection of dirty lymricks, dedicated (of course) to that cursing young man from Nantucket.

Pointless Life Ambition No. 60

To be remembered for something other than my paralysing fear of giant chickens.

Pointless Life Ambition No. 59

To establish to the satisfaction of those present whether the glass is indeed half-full or half-empty.

Pointless Life Ambition No. 45 - UPDATE

I did meet a guy who claimed to be a Nichomachean ethicist, but he ended up stealing my wallet, so I'm guessing he wasn't.

Pointless Life Ambition No. 58

To start living life to the fullest.

Pointless Life Ambition No. 57

To get out more, be more sociable. Try to catch up with old friends. Maybe take up dancing. Or a hobby.

Pointless Life Ambition No. 56

To try to get more sleep. Just not at work.