Pointless Observation No. 4

I was thinking about Alanis Morisette's song, "Ironic", the other day, and it hit me: if she just called it "Portentous", it might just make sense. But I tried it out and that only fits about half of the song, too. It works on "It's like rain on you wedding day", but not so much on "It's a free ride, when you've alreay paid", which is more like just dumb luck.

So, if anyone can come up with a word that describes every single instance in "Ironic" (oh, and it has to have three sylables), send it to me and I'll immortalise you in the annals of the Pointless Life Ambitions weblog, and there will be much singing and rejoicing.

I have to get over this insomnia.